ITEKIMAAAASU-- ITEITEITEITEITEKITEKITEKITEKIMAAASU (starsinsight) wrote,
ITEKIMAAAASU-- ITEITEITEITEITEKITEKITEKITEKIMAAASU
starsinsight

best story



One day, Kana was walking along on LJ and saw a strange shadow to the east. It was round, and rather large. She decided to walk up to it.

After taking only a few steps, se realized what it was! It was Internet Explorer, terror of the internet! Kana immediately ran bak to her journal and made a post.

GUYS I SAW INTERNET EXPLORER. IT WAS TO THE EAST.


Kao promptly commented back:

YOU LIE (◕_◕)

kana replies:

NO I DON'T!

Kao replies:

WE MUST RUN.




BUT HOW

Kana: I DON'T KNOW!

Kao: BY USING OF COURSE.

Kana: THAT WON'T HELP

Kao: BUT HANDSOME DACING SQUIDWARD IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER!

Kana: ...NO.

Kao: WELL MAYBE WE CAN GET MR. SWIGGLEWORTHS TO HELP.

Kana: I DON'T THINK HE WILL HELP.

I can see it out the window. ಠvಠ I can see it in my dreams. ಠvಠ I can see it in your soul. ಠvಠ and even in your veins. ಠvಠ

Kao: THAT. IS SO. CREEPY.

OH YEAH WHICH WAY IS EAST?

Kana: *points* ಠvಠ

Kao: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH IT'S LIKE /RIGHT THERE/

Kana and Kao began running far to the west, telling everyone the news. They ran into a person from the alice nine. capslock community.

Capslock person:

LULZ!!!!! INTERNET EXPLORER!!!!!1!!1!!!11! 8D

Kao: NO ITS NOT FUNNY

Capslock person:

IT'S LULZY 8D

Kana and Kao ran far, into Ayu's journal. As they turned to check internet explorer's progress, they had looked just in time to see it /EAT/ the capslock person.

Kana: OMFG ITS GIANT ohbaw;

Kao: IT'S COOOOOOMIIIIIING big;

Kana: THIS IS TERRIFYING

*Kao quickly Handsome Dancing Squidwarded Internet Explorer.*

Ayu: OMG WHAT IS GOING ON HERE. D8 KANA IS STANDING HERE AND KAO KILLS INTERNET EXPLORER BY HANDSOME DANCING SQUIDWARDING IT. WHAAAAAT. D8

*Sae swigglewiggles into view.*

Kana: Sae you DRANK into view?

Sae: ...I swiggled YOU 8}

Kana: You creep omghapp

*Internet explorer revives and duplicates.*

Everyone: B...BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWW


to be continiued (or smapped)
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