Yesterday we drove over to Helena 8). It's been a long time since we went there! we got a room at the Super 8 Motel and had a pretty lolarious time creeping out employees. Like this:
Me: Uum, exkyewse moai, wheyre's the aice?
Employee(female): Down 7 steps and down the hall in the vending machince room.
Me: All raight! *Yugi voice* ITEKIMAAAASU
MY TALKING IS SPELLED ALL FUNNY BECAUSE THAT'S HOW IT SOUNDS LOL. Maing creepy voices ftw.
Then I went to get change for a $5 bill. We had an epic plan that I would tell them I was Bastion Misawa and then ask for the change and give then my "business card" which was actually a folded in half piece of their provided note paper that said "Zane might dewal you." on the back LOLOL. But there was a sign at the desk saying the clerk would be back momentarily. Soon after the guy came in and then....
Employee(male): Can I help you with anything?
Me: I'd like change for this.
Employee(male): Okay. *gets out change*
Me: *taking change* I'm Bastion Misawa. *sets down "business card" with the 'Zane might dewal you.' side UP oops lol*
By the time he read that I was gone.
Then we wrote some REALLY CREEPY "Room Maintenance" notes. first of all there was this big hair in or little fridge and I was like, "It looks like a big eyelash." So we wrote the first one with our room number as "god...!" and the message said "GOSH YOU LEFT YOUR STUPID BIG EYELASH IN MY FRIDGE GET IT OUT YOU JERKS." Then the second one said on the front: "There was also a big eye." on the back there was this stain and I wrote an arrow pointnig to and and put: "GET. YOUR STAINS. OFF MY PAPER!"
That night I had a dream I was Hoole. I was looking at a feather with Lord Rathnik. APPARENTLY IT WAS A CILANTRO FEATHER LOL. I was also worried that Grank's fire was going to burn down the Ga'Hoole tree.
THE NEXT MORNING. After we checked out and everything, I walked up to the front desk and set down our creepy notes...
Me: I'm Bastion Misawa.
Me: *opens door* Smashing day! *leaves*
LOL THAT WAS SO FUNNY.
My layout. it hurts. i need to change it.